Horrid Confessions III:

A few springs back I was over a friends house and we were hanging out in the front of the house. That friend was drinking a beer and he decided to go inside to get something. I was with another person when the friend drinking the beer went inside, I pulled my pants down and rimmed the beer with my anus. This was done in full view of the other unsuspecting friend that was with me.

The friend who was drinking the beer came back outside and we all began conversing again. After a while, I decided it was time to go and so didn't the friend who saw me do the horrible thing to the other friends beer. So we waved goodbye and were looking back when the friend who we were leaving lifted the bottle to his lips and drank a nice full swig. The friend I was leaving with tried as best he could to hold in his sinful laughter. I chuckled as well, but I still feel very guilty about doing that to this day.

I take solace by thinking maybe someone has done that to me already too.