Thursday, April 07, 2005

Fever Poop
Posted by Hello
Jimmy Fallon - "I had to do a lot of good acting." - when asked how he felt about playing a Red Sox fan when he really loves the Yankees.

I didn't have a problem with Jimmy Fallon until I read this in the newspapers this morning. He is such a fake piece of crap. Watching him flip-flop around so no one can hate him is absolutely disgusting.

I never thought of him as a real baseball fan and I was one of the people sickened by him jumping around with the players when they won the World Series. A moment that was waited for by people much older than myself, forced to watch a struggling actor and Drew Barrymore jump around like they were sincerely apart of a wonderful trip, when a million other people really deserved to be out there. A special moment shared by a community free of charge that now with the opening of Fever Poop will not be free. They turn and make a buck on a memory and don't even interpret the real story of Fever Pitch correctly. It's such an f-ing farce.

Fallon! You suck dude. How long can you act like a stupid college stoner kid for. You gonna play that role when your 45. Saturday Night Live sucks. The movie where you're a taxi driver for Queen Latifa and she punks you the whole movie, I heard you sucked in that too. Get a life dude. I bet you wouldn't mind giving oral copulation to a male Bostonian and New Yorker simultaneously if it meant your movie would produce profit over the budget. You made me sick talking with a Boston accent and practically crowd surfing with the fans in the Red Sox post game show. Hoping to get some good footage or maybe some cool extra DVD scenes to suck money out of my town. Your a panty wearing bitch. Sorry for the language.

Anyways for reasons that are futile I found a website this morning to boycott the movie from having the opening premier here in Boston. Why? I don't know, there really is too many sheep here that just want to go to relive the ride from last year. I won't be one of them.
-I will see it when it hits cable though.
Posted by Hello

9 Comments:

Blogger V said...

Thank you for saying what we all think.

April 07, 2005 11:37 AM  
Blogger Beo said...

You know what I mean man....I want to kill em'.

April 07, 2005 12:08 PM  
Blogger thurston said...

Oh Beo, you're just punchy because you had to shit out a camera the other day.

Jimmy Fallon will pass.

Just like the camera did.

April 07, 2005 12:49 PM  
Blogger Beo said...

Your right T. Thanks, but it's just the political hypocriptcy.

April 07, 2005 1:29 PM  
Blogger thurston said...

He is a little media whore, though. There's no denying that.

April 07, 2005 2:12 PM  
Blogger astroboy said...

Jimmy Fallon has no voice. All of his comedy is so obviously stolen from other people. The first thing I ever notice of him on SNL was his impersonation of Adam Sandler. And Sandler was what? Four years off the show?

This movie will bomb, and he'll go with it.

Now we just need to work on Ben Stiller.

April 07, 2005 8:58 PM  
Blogger Beo said...

Yeah, I think your right astro. I just don't see anyone else going to see this except for people in Boston and the chick flick crowd nationaly. Well, it may do pretty well. Who knows. He's even trying to bite the Adam Sandler chemistry with Drew.

That's a good call on Ben Stiller. He does seem to be getting old quick. He always plays the same dude!

April 08, 2005 1:29 PM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

So true! That is pretty disgusting of him! I never knew he was a Yankee's fan! That's so FAKE! Why did they hire him to play a RED SOX fan? They couldn't have maybe picked a real one? That really pisses me off! All I have to say is FU** JIMMY FALLON! He will pay for this somehow!

April 15, 2005 2:51 PM  
Blogger Beo said...

Luckily Steph, not a lot of people actually went to see it and I'm very proud that not many people did. It only rank third in the weekend it came out. I'm really amazed.

April 18, 2005 8:40 AM  

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