Classic Odd Quotes IIII
Laura Bush-I want to smoke pot with her, on a bed, in just our undies.
Sorry, that was uncalled for. Laura has come out with a torrent of out of control quotes of late. It seems she is getting more comfortable now seeing as they groovy couple made it for a final term, so she unleashed a few doozies at last Saturday night's White House Correspondents' Association Dinner.
- "I saw my in-laws down at the ranch over Easter. We like it down there. George didn't know much about ranches when we bought the place. Andover and Yale don't have a real strong ranching program. But I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."
- "Now, of course, he spends his days clearing brush, cutting trails, taking down trees, or, as the girls call it, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. George's answer to any problem at the ranch is to cut it down with a chainsaw -- which I think is why he and Cheney and Rumsfeld get along so well."
How do you really feel Laura?
Then just a couple of days ago she done lost her mind at a Rose Garden ceremony for the British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, when she broke out some "Yo mama" jokes.
Apparently they were so bad, that most didn't get published except for this one we've all used at one point.
- "Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock."
Your daughter Jenna seems to be just my type too Laura. hmmmm
posted by Beo @ 8:03 AM
9 Comments:
Beo - Those quotes were actually her roasting George. Upon completing her roast, the Mc Cedric the Entertainer followed up with, now that is a tough act to follow. If this came out on video I would definate watch it.
The whole Bush family is whacked out of their heads! The twins were alcoholics at age 16 for christ sake! And we have all heard George W.'s famous quotes! They are all retarded! I'm honestly surprised that America hasn't turned on them.
Beo you rule! I love what you said about smoking pot with Laura Bush! That's funny shit right there! Ttyl.
I would get the video too Anonymous. And I think you just started a new sandwhich at McDonalds for Cedrics new movie. Just kidding Anon, thanks for the post.
Steph, you know what's funny about it, is that the Bush family so realisticly represents the American family. And no, no, no Steph. You rule babes.
And tell me that wouldn't be totally hot. Laura takes a long puff from the J, while I'm rubbing the arch of her foot.
The wind blows the sheer curtains onto the bed, and across our bodies. She would be fun, you can see it in her eyes. It's probably the only right decision George has ever made.
Haha. Too funny! That does sound pretty hott...lol.
lmao -- bush's are bad in some aspects, but kerry was justas bad.
Like I've said before -- we just need to overthrow our political parties and put someone responsable into office.
Hahahahahahaha!
I don't know about you, but I always had a thing for the daughters. The big headed one, at least. She's not even that hot, but I would love to throw it in her.
Have a great night, B.
T
I think we can all agree that the bush family is fucked up but what family isn't?! I mean I'm sure you all at least have one person who drinks in your family, who is on pills or week, and wives that say funny things about their hubbies. hehe. Ya man I would like to smoke with Laura that would be fun. But not with her in her bed with undies on, I'd rather be clothed thanks very much lol.
Yeah Dav.di, I never think anybody is a good pick each election, because I we never really know the person. Every year we base our choice from media tales. None of them are good, because you don't get to that point in a politcal career without pulling some strings.
Thurston, I love all women. But I do like Jenna more than the other one. She dosen't remind me of George as much.
Christina, my family is just one big problem. But we're functional and thats all that really matters. And that's fine, you can be clothed and Laura and I will stay in the undies.:)
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