So I Purchased Some Man Thongs this Weekend

It can't be good, when your girlfriend puts on your underwear by accident.


Don't worry, I already feel odd enough, and I don't care. It was a downward spiral. Throughout high school, I gave up on underwear altogether. With my penis, most of the time falling out of my oversized pants. You know the ones you wore when you were being cool. This was always an easy way to get a laugh from the girls, so it continued until I began to wear basketball shorts.

This made everything easier, because when I would routinely run into pickup games, I was ready to go. Although they were bunchy in pants, it was do-able. Then I started to have pain in my balls. I was jumping for rebounds in a game, then I was jumping around in pain. Gravity was doing a number on the sloppily suspended orbs in my groin. So I had to pick some underwear I liked.

I hate tighty whities, because they remind me of my father. I hate the boxer briefs because they are tight on the legs and I need to feel free. I decided to go with boxers for a while, but it just felt so impersonal and frankly, boring. But I did this until my recent relationship. Then a while ago, we were at a clothing store and I looked at a box of Men String Bikini's. I love women's underwear because they are so revealing and tantalizing. "Why can't I wear the same thing, and feel sexy too?!?!", I asked my self quietly in the store. They were for men. Sure, maybe for homosexual men, but I know who I am and I am very secure in my manhood. So I said F it, and I bought like four packs of them.

"A" was laughing when we were in the checkout line, but so was I. We got home and I put them on, and I have to admit dude. I am dead sexy in the men's string bikini's. I feel good in them man, the best thing is the hammock feature it gives you so you have your whole package in this big (or little) cotton bulge. So, time went on and the string bikini thing got to be old hat, and to tell you the truth, it really isn't that different that any of the other types except for the sexy feeling and better fit to be honest. Then the downward spiral continued.

I started feeling sexy bro, and now I just want to feel sexier everyday. So I mentioned to "A", "I think I might wind up getting a pair of thong underwear."

"For guys, right?", "A" asks.

"Yeah, of course. What do you mean by that?", I say.

So this weekend we were out at the clothing store again and I stroll by the underwear section. I see a pair of men's thongs and I grab the box of five. I purchase them, and I'm wearing a pair right now while I type this at work, and I've got to tell you. I feel a little bizarre. I've had a cotton strap up my ass all day, and I feel wonderful. I swear to God to you, I am not gay or bi-sexual. Even though it would be okay if I was. I just feel like, I have an opportunity to wear a little secret that no one knows about but me. Girls get to do this all the time, while men's sexiness goes out the window on a daily basis. I'm telling you dude, real men wear thongs bro.

But it is odd the first time you catch your girl wearing a pair of your underwear.