Keepin' It Plastic

Sorry I have not been keeping up with my posts, for anyone who cares.:)

I've been a complete mess with work, and finding time to study. I am sick of work, and in dire need of a vacation (who isn't?).

I've read that women that don't orgasm with their partners, are actually receiving a message from their bodies that their male companion isn't the right one to start a family with. If this is true, then I missed two potential families, and I'm currently planning to marry a women who is now doomed. But, then I must ask this question. What if you never miss when pleasuring a woman orally?

Summer is going by at a mind numbing rate. July 4th is this weekend?!?! It feels like it's been summer for a week. God, the thought of another winter soon, tends to bring on suicidal ideation.

V, from Flipflops, Socks, and Sweatpants is currently being a jerk to me, because I have ducked him many a boxing event that required pay-per-view. I told him I would make it up to him during the planned, "Men in the Woods," retreat. He still had an attitude, so God punished him by having the Celtics pick Gerald Green in the first round. I like the pick. God likes me. Other than that, I've got to go.

I'm way to busy for the best part of the year. Summer! Cool new gear will be coming to the One Eared Store. I had no idea such a simple thing would pay dividends, and profits are going to Boston Children's Hopsital for Microtia research. One of the items will be titled, "Forrest Reach Out Coffee Mug." See if you can guess what that might be.