Is Anyone Sick of the B.S.?

Beo's going out on a boat this weekend.

So that'll be nice. Beside the fact that "A" normally get extremely ocean sick. But, we'll drug her up accordingly. The fact that I don't like about boats is that I think they're really bad ideas. Who the hell said, "Hey, lets get into this thing I made that floats, and we'll go out onto all that water that's on the floor." Then if anything happens out there, you're completely at the mercy of the sea. Things wanna take a bite out of you, you loose extremities to the bitter cold of the ocean. Then to top it all off, you can't drink any of the water. Sounds like a party to me. I always enjoy hearing the stories of people drinking out on boats at night, and they accidentally decapitate a friend by boating at high speeds as they accidentally flew under a pier. Hey, at least they are near shore. And how about all those damn oil tankers spilling hundreds of tons of oil into the ocean each year. They suck!

I'd actually like to go down in a plane crash, rather than go down in a boat. At least you either live or die in a plane crash. If you live, you're now on land (hopefully if you're not flying above water.) A few limbs aside, I'm kissing dry land. Jeeze, that would be the worst. A plane crashing into the ocean, A La Castaway. Yikes!

Here's an interesting factoid you may like to hear. We are constantly loosing our oceans to the atmosphere. It evaporates, and a good portions comes down again as precipitation. But a very small amount (small compared to the oceans size) escapes into space through the atmosphere. But as Earth heats up, and hundreds of thousands of years go bye, scientists predict the oceans will turn into dry Grand Canyons of encrusted salt that go on for miles across the globe. Any whatever water is left will be highly saliferous. So, I'm actually going to enjoy our little here for now Atlantic Ocean this Sunday, because someday; God is going to clean up all that water he spilt onto the Earths floor.