Monday, July 25, 2005

Terrorism Gives Me More Work



















Beo joined up to be Hazmat certified at the hospital he works at.


After 9/11, and happy little Clinton America went to hell, everything got a little more introverted. While our country derives strength by being the melting pot of the planet, it's also a known weakness when it comes to protecting our own homeland. That's the price you pay for freedom. You hate it when things are all a mess, but you love it in the times like we had with Clinton.

So, I always wondered how those people got the job of getting into those scary suits that you usually associate with a nuclear disaster. Well, I found out when my hospital started asking if anyone wanted to enlist into a program to train workers through the Boston police and Boston Fire department. I've been hazmat certified through the city of Boston Fire/EMS for a couple years now. You're on call every other month of the year, and if that little pager goes off, that means something really bad happened, and mass numbers of injured are somewhere and en route to the hospital.

So, I'm leaving now for another training exercise. Things have really stepped up becuase of London. We get into air tanks, and masks. Full body suits, and we use substances that we need to clean off participants that mock being injured. We cut off their clothes, and decontaminate so they can enter the hospital without contaminating it, or the people inside. It's actually the best part of my job, because it gives me a little piece of mind knowing, that when all hell breaks loose, I'll be able to stare it in the face.

5 Comments:

Blogger S. said...

Beo, for the final test, you have to lick my moms flabby green crumb encrusted vagina...WITHOUT the hazmat suit.

July 25, 2005 6:04 PM  
Blogger Beo said...

Erahawhawhawh. I just got the chill, threw up into my mouth, and had a movement all at the same time.

That may be the grossest thing I've ever heard.

Hey, will you come over tomorrow and study with me?

July 25, 2005 6:21 PM  
Blogger still_figuring_out said...

beo, what are you studying for?

July 25, 2005 11:11 PM  
Blogger Beo said...

S. actually helps me with my Algebra. I'm working on getting my Associates in Magnetic Imaging.

July 26, 2005 5:50 AM  
Blogger astroboy said...

It's scary times. I was in New York City during all the London stuff. Subway searches and Time Square shut down. Studying to help makes you feel better that you're doing something to help if things go wrong.

July 26, 2005 1:42 PM  

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