They Come in all Shapes, and Sizes

Let me rephrase that. Weirdoes come in all shapes, and sizes.


Man found in outhouse says he was looking for his wedding ring.

CONWAY, N.H. --The man police discovered in a women's outhouse tank last month says he was searching for his wedding ring.

Gary Moody, 45, of Gardiner, Maine, pleaded innocent Monday to trespassing and disorderly conduct from the incident at a rest stop off the Kancamagus Highway.

Authorities arrived at the scene after a 14-year-old girl heard a noise in the toilet and saw a face looking up at her in the raw sewage tank. Moody was removed by police and was hosed down by firefighters before being arrested.

In court documents, the arresting officer reported Moody told him he was doing nothing wrong.

"He told me that he was changing clothes when he dropped his wedding ring into he toilet," Carroll County Sheriff's Capt. Jon Herbert wrote. "He said the ring was very valuable and he did not want to return home without it."

The officer reported Moody said he dropped into the tank through the toilet opening to search for the ring, and hid, out of embarrassment, when someone came into the outhouse.

"We had to decontaminate him," said Capt. Jon Hebert, adding that firefighters hosed the man down. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material," Hebert said.

Police screened the sewage and said they found no rings. YIKES!