Tuesday, July 12, 2005

You Sweet, Sweet, Humans


We're all a bunch of God-damn trash bags.


You sick person. I'm sick of myself. I loath the machine, and our race that runs it. Everybody is okey dokey. Just blow that smoke right into that child's face. Smack that bastard silly for talking back to you.

Hey, get your ass to work everyday. Oh, you wanna cry about it? Change your life then. Oh, you have no idea what to change it too? Neither freakin' do I. Who the hell are you talking too.

Yeah, why don't you talk real loud on your phone while I work at my cubicle. My desk is behind a door in an office. This area isn't even supposed to be used for desk space. Come tell me what I need to do. What the hell is up with Audioblogger, that shat has been down for a couple days now. Who the hell runs that thing. One mistake, and now he/she totally sucks. You friggin' trash bag human waste. I'm sickened by you picking your nose on the train. All my best hours are wasted, doing a job that I enjoy, yet it still steals the best hours from my life. So, I resent it anyways.

I planned this trip, and now you don't want to go? We'll find out what this is all about. I want to collect them all, and eat it through. Sit, and think. Then I get bored. Need something new. I'm leaving early today from work. They suggested it. I leave in 15 minutes, to mingle with all the other animals.

10 Comments:

Blogger still_figuring_out said...

one of those days, huh.

July 12, 2005 8:15 PM  
Blogger S. said...

Luckily I don't have to deal with you human trash bags because I am clearly an alien.

July 12, 2005 9:19 PM  
Blogger Beo said...

Yup, one of them kinda days Still.

You are an alien S. an alien that deletes comments.:)

Hey, could you help out the guy in the "all the things" post comment section? He can't hear audio. If you come back to read this?

July 12, 2005 10:31 PM  
Blogger the engineer said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKING PRICK...THROW YOURSELF IN A DUMPSTER!

July 13, 2005 7:42 AM  
Blogger Dav.Di said...

Know how you feel. I think thats why people have kids -- when they realize that they will never know the meaning to their lives they procreate and hope their kids will make more sense of it. Dunno though -- I'm just a kid.

-DavDi

July 13, 2005 8:25 PM  
Blogger Beo said...

So what do you say Dav.di, are we going to continue the same vicious cycle?

July 14, 2005 8:09 AM  
Blogger Dav.Di said...

I doubt we'll know in our lifetimes -- maybee the next generation will make more progress...

July 14, 2005 8:57 AM  
Blogger Beo said...

Either that, or they'll despise us more than we despise our own makers.

July 14, 2005 9:01 AM  
Blogger Jillian said...

Days like that suck the big one!!!

July 15, 2005 10:15 PM  
Blogger Beo said...

Yeah it does Jill. But, I'm better now.:)

July 19, 2005 7:49 AM  

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