The S. Mole Dropeth
Mike Tyson got up when Cus whispered in his ear. Just after the bell rang.
Former World Boxing Champion Mike Tyson may star in a porn film with Jenna Jameson.
Tyson, who retired from boxing last month, said that he desperately needs money to pay his tax bills of several million dollars, and a porn career could help him in his cause.
"I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry. I need the money up front," Femalefirst quoted him as saying to Zoo magazine.
American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez also said that Tyson, who was jailed for 
six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry.
"According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14in long. If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star," he said. - Released by the Asian Press International - 8/4/05, 12 a.m.
Complete polar opposite from the last post, I know. That's what makes it so perfect. Sometimes, you're just not meant to be the hero. In another life, he would have been though.
posted by Beo @ 8:09 AM
10 Comments:
haha. mike tyson in porn!
LOL.
too bad i wouldn`t be watching it!
sorry i missed your call i was sleeping...yea I know it was early buy i had a little help.
Oh, I shall be watching. In fact, if it really does happen, my fiance, and I will have people over to view it on the big screen.
It may be the funniest, and only excuse to have friends over to watch porn.
Deadskin, stop being so self destructive!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to kick your butt!
what i went to bed dick head...took some sleeping pills cuz I didnt get any sleep this week end and now I feel pretty good...fuck you.
Oh, Okay. You could be coming from anywhere with that comment.:)
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I appreciate your compliments Anon, but I have central air right now.
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Tyson raped someone, and then they think that they can market him in porn? That is sick.
With American society as it is Sylvana, is it even suprising?
It's hard not to be mesmorized by anything Tyson does, as It's enjoyable to see the media machine turned up-sidedown by somebody who just wasn't meant for society.
At least, not this one. I think he just has a more primal function. Kill, and procreate. Like the cavemen. People forget that women are just starting to be treated equally. Women were, and still are rountinely raped. A horrific fact.
Tyson can no longer kill for money, so I figure he can make it big in the adult industry. Welcome to the Gonzo world of America.
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