Things I Despise

I'd love to meet whoever made the rolling suitcase.


The most lazy, yet understandably helpful thing ever made. People...., we build houses with our bare hands. Great mountains have been scaled, and pyramids built (maybe with help).

Pick up the damn suitcase. Most people using them could use the exercise. Yeah, I said it. I'm sorry but seriously, do you understand what you do when you use the rolling suitcase?

Not only do you begin to drag this thing, with no regard to anything behind you. You have now extended the size of your person by the length of that suitcase. It's like giving yourself a lizards tail. We are not used to walking past, or behind people with tails. And the people that use it don't even care where their tail goes. I especially love those ones with the really long extended necks out the top of the suitcase. Priceless.

I've seen children sideswiped by these things. People being tripped, I've seen them dropped down an escalator because the person forgot what it was like to carry the suitcase. It's disgusting, and I despise them. I either carry a suitcase, or wear a backpack.

The next time one rolls in front of me, and the person decides to stop abruptly which forces me to step onto their suitcase by accident. I'm going to look at them when they look back at me, and I'm going to continue to stomp your bag and then open it up and throw out all the possessions. Then I will apologize, and hopefully make it out of there before I get arrested. Just a warning.