What can I say. I was born without an ear canal or any of the small bones and ear drum needed to detect any audiable stimuli on the left side of my head. My left ear is proportionally smaller than the right. I like women, sports, and deep thinking. I live by myself in my apartment with myself. I'm just good ole' Beo.
Metaphorical, blatant, shameless. Call it what you want, it's still pretty damn cool stuff.
"Yup, I've been gone for a disgustingly long time. You don't live with me!" - OEM
No I'm sorry. Really things have been crazy.
What do you want me to say? Just relax with me for a minute. If we can cuddle, I'll go down and make you a hot pocket downstairs in the kitchen.
posted by Beo @ 11:23 PM
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